|
Recently? Let's see...
My old landlady made lunch, (don't know why,) and gave me a plate, and said that if I couldn't finish it, just chuck it out. Well, I did, and she's like, "sorry if it's not so good." So then I said, "it's better than nothing."
I intended that as praising her effort, but it just came out really bad.
The other thing that I remember vividly was a few weeks ago.
Guy: "You have really high standards, don't you?"
Me: "Now I do."
Yeah...
__________________
"Hey little kitty with your tail dragging on the floor
You could have a following in every town that you go"
Electric Six - I Invented The Night
|