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I was baked off my ass. I had a bowl of buttered popcorn on my lap and a blue pen in my right hand. I decided to make a game. "Butterstick" was it's name. I dug the pen into the bowl and attempted to balance a piece of popcorn on it. I kept yelling at the people in my basement to come try my game, but no one would. Me get angry. Me yell at everyone to try my game. "FINE!" my sister eventually yells. She comes over to try my game and I yelled at her for trying to take the pen away from me. "Don't touch my Butterstick!!!!"
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