I'm sure most women have experienced the sheer after-sex panic that occurs when you realize that the condom has mysteriously vanished at least once. You know there's only one place it could be... Yeah.
Imagine sitting in your coworker's car, parked in front of your house, drunk as a skunk, freaking out because you know that you better find it before you have to go inside and crawl into bed with your husband. Yeah.
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