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Old 02-08-2006, 04:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
Daniel_
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
 
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Originally Posted by Redjake
a girl across the hall once was in my room getting some ice from my fridge. she is a sophomore or junior in college. anyway, she was drunk as piss, and her friend said something along the lines of "come on hurry up, the guys are here" and she yelled back "WE CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH THEM, I'M STILL A VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


she hasn't looked at me in the face since then. that was months ago.
So..... I gather you've been doing her doggy style then.
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