Yo momma so fat when the bitch sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her undies in the driveway.
Yo momma so nasty even the crabs ran away.
Yo momma so old her birthday expired.
Yo momma like a coke machine 25c and anybody gets a pop
Yo momma like the neighborhood bicycle everybody's had a ride
Yo momma so fat when she walks her thong catches on fire.
