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					Originally Posted by clavus
					
				 
				If I have my cell, I flip it open and start a loud pretend conversation about how I'm going to be late because there is some nitwit in line holding things up. If I don't have my phone, I do the same thing, but I talk into my hand. 
			
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 I like this one.  Retained for future reference.