I probably would have bumped into the guy with my cart, or if I had no cart I probably would have shrugged my purse up on my shoulder with a swing that would make contact with the offending cell phone addict's body. Then when the addict turned to glare at me I would probably say "Oh excuse me." or if I was pissed enough "Oh excuse me, your still there. I thought you'd paid by now, your total is $18.20 btw." Then given them an innocent look like I had not intended to bump them.
Otherwise if I was really pissed or rushed I would have pushed my cart up against them and left it there with my hip while unloading my stuff RIGHT next to the scanner and acting like I didn't see the cell addict. Basically making myself unignorable. (if that's a word)
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Originally Posted by fredweena
snip...I do enjoy engaging some one else in line in a conversation similar to the one that the obnoxious person is having with the same vocal inflections. I've gotten quite a few laughs and usually they hang up or pay attention.
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That sounds hilarious.
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