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Yo mama's so fat, she got her own zipcode.
Yo mama's so ugly, her parents had to feed her with a sling shot.
Yo mama's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's house so dirty, the cockroaches goota ride around in dune buggies.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she smiles it looks like the sun is rising.
Yo mama's so fat, she bleeds gravy.
Yo mama's so ugly, her parents had to tie a porkchop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a strip club and asked "where can I put my clothes."
Yo mama's so poor, she got foodstamps on layaway.
Yo mama's so stupid, she waits for stop signs to turn green.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the doctor told her she was pregnant, she waited night and day by the fireplace for the stork to come by!
Yo mama's so stupid, she had to take classes to learn ebonics...and still can't speak it!
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"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'
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