Wow. I'm definitely not cool.
I am a:
...a fucking bitch who dropped her ex boyfriend for the love of pete's penis.
...a fucking alcoholic monkey.
...a fucking homosexual who is too worried about being fat.
...a fucking airhead.
...a fucking sucking beeeeetch.
I guess I need to clean up my act; I don't even remember Pete..he must have been an alcoholic one night stand.
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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"
Formerly Medusa
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