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I have a pretty common name...
by sniper fire
by an arson fire in his Murray State University residence hall two years ago
by a Milwaukee police officer over a lawn mower
by a drunk driver(about 15 times!!!)
by a man driving a Chevrolet Suburban backward up a curvy portion of Lafayette St.
by a severe blow to the head
killed by a Star .45, a gun designed to shoot high-powered ammunition(apparently it works.)
by the Indians
by a gunshot wound to the back of the head
by Crown, a villain, when he tried to keep his technology from the villainous organization known as Hydra
by an IRA bomb
by British paratroopers in Derry on Bloody Sunday
by the Turks
by the Yankees
by an arrow to the chest
by headhunters
by skinheads
by a conspiracy
by his evil twin brother(didn't even know I had one!)
by a career criminal with a record as long as your arm
by an avalanche
by the State of Texas(I always hated Texas)
by a driver who jumped a red light
by a locomotive
by a bear
by a mechanism that was built into the freezer (huh?)
by the air bag's deployment
by a fellow police officer simply because he was instructed by our then Chief of Police
by a tree while skiing and playing football
by ATF agents
by bushwhackers
by lightning
by gang violence
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