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"It's not that I'm so smart , it's just that I stay with problems longer."
- Albert Einstein
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
- Will Rogers
"The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot."
- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."
- Anonymous (boy if this one isn't the story of my life)
"gravity is an unforgiving motherfucker........"
"No matter how far a jackass travels, it will never come back a horse."
and the last one was reinforced this holiday season:
"Remember that your best option with in-laws is to marry an orphan..."
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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