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From how they describe it in the article, it seems like a terrible place for the vases. I would hope the story isn't fully describing the layout of the place where they were or something like that. Museums are usually pretty careful with things like that.

The only clutz story I can think of was when I reached for my cell phone and ended up dropping it onto a plate of spaghetti, breaking the phone, the plate, and sending spaghetti all over the beige carpet.

EDIT: Actually, I have another one... I tossed a used condom into a trash can and missed from a foot and a half away. That was more shocking than anything else, though. I mean, how do you thwart gravity from a foot and a half away?

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