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Snake. Slytherin to the core! As usual with these things, some are true, some are not. Some aspects that I wish were true:
*Snakes are elegant dressers, well-mannered, and always discrete. In my dreams...
*Once they have made a mistake,they never repeat it. It usually takes about four or five times and significant pain before I give up on something.
*Snakes make good politicians since they can negotiate just about anything. So wrong it's not even funny!
*Snakes have beautiful skin. If beautiful = baby soft, then this is actually true.
I like this one:
*They are destined for fame and fortune.
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