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'Logic is only the beginning of wisdom." Spock
"Trust in Allah, but count your change." Arab Proverb
"Women want the one man that can give them everything they desire. Men, on the other hand, want every woman who can give them the one thing they desire." Unknown
"The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant, without even considering if there's a man on base." - Dave Barry
"Beer is proof that God loves us and want's us to be happy."
"Fart Proudly." Ben Franklin
"Water? Water!? Fish F*uck in water." WC Fields
"I love children, but I don't think I could finish a whole one." - Unknown
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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