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Fake French In Nine (Neuf) Easy Lessons
One way to say nothing while impressing people who aren't listening is to speak Fake French. Fake French lends you all the cachet of speaking French without tedious memorization or stupid Berlitz records lying around the house.
Besides, no one learns real French any more because the British already have a language they can't understand and don't speak well - English.
Lesson Un. Articles
Use 'le' or 'la' in place of 'the', 'a', and 'an' to make anything you say sound sophisticated.
Examples:
'Have le nice day.'
'What la fuck?'
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