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On the Road
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a ham sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
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