how about you tell her she's dumped - that'll surprise her.
You can tell her it's a joke later - I'm sure she'll understand and learn to see the funny side - shouldn't take more than a few years.
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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