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BigBen · 01-25-2006, 01:25 PM

I thought we were talking about "Vagina Day" for a second.

Seriously, Valentine's Day is a way for greeting card companies, florists and Choclatiers to get in on the payday of the Christmas rush.

Tell me this: Why Valentine's Day? Why not Robbie Burn's Day? Why not the 12th day of every month? Why do you feel the need for society to tell you to be romantic, and surprise your significant other?

Economics: The price of roses goes through the roof the week before Valentine's Day. Growers purposefully plant, fertilize and harvest to ensure that maximum supply occurs mid-February.

Why are you getting sucked into this? Restaurant reservations, Hotel accomodations, Spa appointments, anything romantic takes a stupid spike in mid-february.

Men compete with each other to prove their love to different women. Think about that for a second. Does that make intrinsic sense?

Women are brain-washed into believing that the only way you can tell your partner loves you is to count the number of traditionally romantic things on February 14.

Fuck that shit. I don't need anyone to tell me when to be romantic; when to spoil my love; when to do something spontaneous.

Might I suggest that you arrange for a romantic getaway for February 1 and March 1?

01-25-2006, 01:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	I thought we were talking about "Vagina Day" for a second. Seriously, Valentine's Day is a way for greeting card companies, florists and Choclatiers to get in on the payday of the Christmas rush. Tell me this: Why Valentine's Day? Why not Robbie Burn's Day? Why not the 12th day of every month? Why do you feel the need for society to tell you to be romantic, and surprise your significant other? Economics: The price of roses goes through the roof the week before Valentine's Day. Growers purposefully plant, fertilize and harvest to ensure that maximum supply occurs mid-February. Why are you getting sucked into this? Restaurant reservations, Hotel accomodations, Spa appointments, anything romantic takes a stupid spike in mid-february. Men compete with each other to prove their love to different women. Think about that for a second. Does that make intrinsic sense? Women are brain-washed into believing that the only way you can tell your partner loves you is to count the number of traditionally romantic things on February 14. Fuck that shit. I don't need anyone to tell me when to be romantic; when to spoil my love; when to do something spontaneous. Might I suggest that you arrange for a romantic getaway for February 1 and March 1? __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.