Brewmaniac

This sounds familiar but it's not in search so...

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door
to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to
leave 15 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up
with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it in my eyes.

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