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A 1:50,000 topograghical map, complete with training "Traces" (little celophane overlays that show different things but without actually marking the precious map).
A Calendar, two actually. Why do I have 2 calendars right beside each other?
My degrees on the wall, to impress people who meet me for the first time and to also mark my territory like a wolf. You are in MY office, motherfucker. My name is on the wall.
What is the worst song you have ever been forced to listen to?
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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