the right cowboy hat perhaps - -long as it fits you well...

yes you would...
the definition of stress is when the mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living crap out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.... That said... to lessen the stress - is it wrong to want to choke some people - -or at the very least to tell them to shut the hell up... if it helps with my stress? (yes, i know, it's not all about me but... ) defend your answer.