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Old 01-23-2006, 06:31 PM   #139 (permalink)
Tophat665
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Location: Northeast Jesusland
This is the story 'bout Bald-headed john
Dong work for yuda, Dong, dong

He talks a lot 'n' it's Usually wrong
Dong work for yuda, Dong, dong

He said dong Was wong,
'n wong was kong 'n dong work for Yuda,
'n John was wrong

Sorry John Sorry better Try it again
Dong work for yuda
Dong, dong
Sorry john Sorry better Try it again
He said dong Was wong
And wong was kong
And dong was gong
'n john was wrong

John's got a sausage Yeh man
John's got a sausage Yeh man
John's got a sausage That'll make you fart
John's got a sausage That'll break Your heart
Make you fart
And break your heart
Don't bend over If you is smart

He took a little walk To the weenie stand
John's got a sausage Yeh man
A great big weenie In both his hands
John's got a sausage Yeh man
He sucked on the end 'til the mustard squirt
He said, "ya'll stand Back 'cause you Might get hurt"

Sorry john Sorry better Try it again
John's got a sausage Yeh man
Sorry john Sorry better Try it again
He said dong Was wong
Wong was kong
Kong was gong
'n john was wrong

Sorry john Sorry better Try it again
Make way for the Iron shaschige

Sorry john Sorry better Try it again
I need a dozen towels So the boys can take A shower

Sorry john Sorry better Try it again
Bartender, bring me A colada and milk

Sorry john Sorry better Try it again
Well, on second thought, Make that a water... HTO

Sorry john Sorry better Try it again
Falcum... Take me to the falcum!

Sorry john Sorry better Try it again
I wave my bags Did you wave your'n

Sorry john Sorry better Try it again
Well how much Did they wave?

Sorry john Sorry better Try it again
Ah'm almost two Kilometers tall

Sorry john Sorry better Try it again
This girl must be Praketing richcraft

Sorry john Sorry better Try it again
Don't worry about The fagg*t
I'll take care of The fagg*t

Sorry john Sorry better Try it again
Try it again, Try it again
Try, try, try again...
Etc., etc., etc.

Your pomona isVery extinct...
Yeah, I studied with The dong of tokyo
'n also with the Oriental kato...
My body contain Uh water
I just loves the way These copenhagens Talks!
Driver, mcdoodle... Sausage Salima Salami
That looks like that Stuff that freckles
Lets out Once a mumfth...
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