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Probably seen in previous posts, but here goes:
"Behind every successful organization stands at least one person who knows the secret of how to keep the managers away from anything truly important.''
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." ..... Mark Twain
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war."
"The probability of one person being right increases in a direct porportion to the intensity with which others try to prove him wrong"
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible."
"When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier." [Rudyard Kipling]
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