Originally Posted by Zeraph

No, what you do is put a message in a bottle on a beach , like it was washed up on shore, frequented by beautiful woman near where you live. Make the date on the letter about a year ago and write that you put the bottle out from some exotic place while traveling the world. Then put your real address. She'll think it such a coincidence that while traveling the world your bottle ended up back at your home state and that she found it that it must be destiny...

/evil laugh