--Wayne intentionally killed me while committing burglary and attempted rape.
--Mork killed me before going to prison. (Guess my name
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--I was killed while riding my Moped to work. (Damn you, Vespa!)
--I was attacked and killed by an unleashed German Shepard, whom belonged to one of my neighbors (unfortunately at this time I was a poodle)
--Also taken out with aid from Khirash (I don't get that one), by Jonathan Winters (?!), in a tragic plane accident, by falling from a fire engine, and apparently there are 25,000 of me killed by drunk drivers every year.
These are my favorites for today: "Tidsbury told Holmes that the police had witnesses that saw me knocking on Shannon's door just before I disappeared and that four witnesses had seen a man matching Shannon's description carrying the suitcase that probably contained my body."
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Once the Berserker and the Dark Knight have killed me, the fight is easy. My Passado attack can do up to 1500 points of damage; so kill me quickly.
Wayne, Shannon, Khirash, Mork, Berserkers, and Johnathan Winters better watch out... I've got my eye on you!
