No, because I don't like prank phone calls. Check out the Snopes article on the phone number:
http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/8675309.asp
Edit: Too slow
Right now I'm working on a 3D Autocad drawing that's pretty tough. It's a section of circular aluminum truss. I'm trying to draft an internal skeleton of the frame but the original was drawn as a solid object, rather than a line drawing. This means it has no snap points and I have to constanstly change the viewing plane to match the cross members and draw a ridiculous amount of construction lines. Many, Many steps.
Are there any household chores that you secretly enjoy?