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welcome....
Midwife! GAH! I don't even want to be in the room. I wanna be pacing back and forth in the waiting room with cigars in my pocket to hand out...
Have a friend in Iceland who is the village midwife, when I met her she had just delivered the village's 1,000th child.
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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.
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