45 Years Marriage
A husband and wife go to a counselor after 45 years of marriage.
The counselor asks them what the problem is.
The wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the
45 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and
kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your wife needs
at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here
Monday and Wednesday; but on Friday and weekends, I hunt.
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