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anothermethod I'm hoping to try soon-- have some gorgeous babe/hunk (or spec if he rents out) wake you up in themorning with your method of choice
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Uhhhh... you could hire your wife for the 'wake up' service... 
Another method is to have the coffee maker/grinder set on the timer - I can sometimes hear the grinding - though lately I'm so congested i can't smell the coffee- though I usually can - that's often enough to float my behind into the kitchen.. |
I vote for the "alternating side parking rules" solution, you know every other day and both on Wednesday, weekends and holidays.
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