guthmund

I don't purposefully endanger my life, but it has been in danger a few times.

I've been almost hit by a semi on a busy late night highway as I was riding home from the store on my bike. I've had a knife and a baseball bat pulled on me and once this asshole waved a crowbar maliciously at me.
Been shocked (a few times, fairly serious) because of my inability to remember that electricity is dangerous and shouldn't be capriciously dicked around with. Nearly set myself on fire, which was fun and fell off a low second story balcony/deck thingy once trying to catch a stupid little Nerf (nerf, nerf...) football.

I don't split hairs with death too often. Not often enough to look back and say I should've been dead by now. More like...I should've been seriously maimed/disfigured and or with some chronic condition by now.

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