WhoaitsZ, you're posts freak me out...watch the kids?!?! That's what I need to think about!!
Anyway, so tonight I told my wife everything and, of course, she now thinks I'm crazy too. I think that unless you've experienced it, you can't relate...at all.
So, I'm in my basement office right now, everything seems jiggy. Hopefully it stays that way.
Another question....why does most of this crap have to happen at night?