WAKE UP, WASHINGTON!! YOU'RE NOT A FAT 6TH GRADE LOSER!!! IN FACT, YOU NEVER WERE!!!
You're walking around still believing all the crap you made up about yourself when you were in 6th grade. THERE'S A 10-YEAR OLD RUNNING YOUR LOVE LIFE!!! No wonder it's such a disaster!
Give it up! You're a MAN now, and a damn fine one! Get out there and give yourself to the world, damn it! The women are waiting for you!
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