I wish someone had introduced me to a straightening iron years ago and thus saving me from many bad-hair-days
I wish someone had told me how to figure out one's correct size in bras. I used a 85B from I was about 14 til I was fucking 22 until a nice saleswoman showed me how. My correct bra size is 70C - HUGE difference! ![:|](/tfp/images/smilies/blank.gif)
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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