Not trying to threadjack, but at my alma mater (UT), some physics grad student wrote a paper on how to transform an entire building to output more guacamole than the entire world. Basically, you'd wind an electromagnetic accelerator (rail gun) through the entire thing. Cover an avocado in foil, accelerate it, use a magnet at the end to strip the foil, and let the avocado hit a cement barrier at something like 0.12c. Some smart ass always has to point out that this would result in an insufficiently chunky guacamole, but I still think it's cool.
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