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PoppinJay is cool. He is so cool, that when the german prefix "uber"was attached to his coolness, he just sat back and put his sunglasses on. The prefix was discontinued due to lack of coolness.
PoppinJay has discovered a new element in the periodic table:
Coolentium
Atomic Symbol: Clm
Atomic Number: You askin' for my digits, baby?
Atomic Mass: Not too heavy, man...
Electron Configuration: 36,2,4,3,6
Melting Point: Puppies and Girls in Fishnets
Boiling Point: Rude behavior, people who jump the line
Elemental Group: Noble Gas. Almost a Royal Gas.
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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