Two speeding tickets- one here in Asheville, comin down on the 240 bypass, ON MY BIRTHDAY. Got it reduced.
The other one was on the way to a friend's wedding last summer, in the middle of BFE on I-40. I was clocked going 76mph in a 65 zone. I paid the ticket, not realizing until later that it cost me FOUR FUCKING POINTS. The same as if I had passed a stopped schoolbus. I *so* would have driven all the way back to where I was ticketed if I had known that at the time to fight it. It was really, really stupid, being as it was on the interstate, in the middle of the morning, with very light traffic, and the reason I was going that fast was to pass the fucker in front of me who was driving like his head was up his ass.
No, I'm not bitter. Why do you ask?
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She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi
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