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I'm a fully qualified button pushing monkey temp, although my current job is as a helpline operator.
Hmm how to best describe it.
Well in Dante's Inferno you are treated to the visions of hell in descending order. Layer after layer of nastiness and cruelty getting gradually worse and worse the deeper into hell you roam. The final layer in Inferno is a block of ice, encapsulating Judas, his eyes frozen open for all eternity, for his sins against humanity.
What Dante failed to mention however is that if you slide old Judas over to the side there is a tunnel leading down to my helpline, complete with headset. Getting into work in the mornings is a real bitch.
To the lit aware amongst you, apologies if I got the Inferno wrong, I haven't actually read the thing, it's just bits and pieces that I've picked up over the years.
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