Cop: Can I see your licence please?
Me: Sure *hands over licence
Cop: I think I'm gonna keep this.
Me: Ehhh?
Cop: We measured you to 76 in the 50-zone.
Me: That can't be, sir. I made sure I never went above 75 ...
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