When I figure out how my mind works Borla, you will be the first to know

Hmm, maybe I could research and write a book. I could become rich. Women are trained, and I don't mean as pets snowy

, at a young age to be nurturing. Look at the toys for girls. That's not an excuse, but that's my little bit of input on this mysterious topic.
On the upside, she means well and is just trying to make you happy.

BTW, I'll take your cherry coke..it's much better than regular. Maybe your wife and I think the same way...why just have simple and boring, when you can have something more.
On a serious note, talk to her. Talking is a wonderful thing and will make you a happier person and couple.