1. Women don't really listen, they just like to bitch about how men don't listen.
2. Women will do exactly what they want to do and it's the man's fault because he doesn't appreciate all they she does for him.
3. Your biggest mistake here is thinking you can actually understand the female brain -- were that to happen -- good lord... tears would become very ineffective
Next time, thank your lovely wife for fetching you a Pepsi... and like my momma used to say, if you don't like what you've been given... get up and get it your danged self.. Personally I think it's a ploy on her part to stop fetching for you... if she does it wrong often enough, you'll eventually start doing it yourself...
