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Originally Posted by BigBen
Can you imagine participating in a Jihad for selfish reasons, and going to paradise with a raging hard-on. 72 Vigins, here I come!
You aproach the altar, and you are greeted by Mohammad.
"Here is your 72 varities of rice." Proclaims Mohammad.
"WHAT THE FUCK? Am I supposed to make love to the rice barrels?"
"Hey, it's really good rice. Almost worth dying for."
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If that happened, I would build myself another bomb and see if that would kill me to take me to another afterlife, because damn when your horny you don't want rice, unless you have some type of fetish no one here even wants to know about.