Slippery Slope

Santa overslept one morning. He got out of be and stubbed his toe.
Making his breakfast he burnt the toast. After looking all over for his
glasses he found them only by sitting on them. A little later, Just as
he was carrying a big box of porcelain dolls, a loud knock on the door
startled him causing the box to fall, breaking all the dolls. He opened
the door to find a fairy outside...

"Good morning Santa, I've brought your Christmas tree. Where would you
like me to put it?"...