I don't think I ever believed in Santa. It wasn't that I was a rather sharp kid, it's just that I figured it out when my parents would just ask me what I wanted for Xmas, buy it, and put it under the tree.
This never made me particularly unhappy, but it might've made other kids unhappy when I would say things like "Santa? Who the hell is Santa? My parents give ME presents!"
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