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I got a flashlight too... part of a secret santa thing.
My weirdest gift was a fleece vest and a shirt from my Mom. She gets clothes for my wife every year and scores. She gets her the perfect clothes for her taste.
For me? She buys the clothes of some other guy. She buys the clothes she would like me to wear. Which means that I will never wear them (we cleaned our closests the yesterday and they went into the bags going to the Salvation Army).
I must remember to tell her I don't need clothes.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke
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