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Keep a look out in the bookshops for my forthcoming EZ Weight Loss With Donovan DuVal. It's called 'Get too pissed to eat!' I have been out on the lash all week which I was under the impression was a massive no no, and the quick way to get my weight back up. As of this morning I am 14st 10lbs. So six pounds gone on the booze replacement diet. It's simple. Just a delicious pint of strong larger for breakfast, one for lunch, and then several in the evening. Getting so drunk that eating is no longer an option is the way of the future. Join us at alcoholics unanimous.
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"I've been Donovan DuVal. Take care of yourselves, and each other."
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