DownwardSpiral

Before you read this know that I am dead serious --

I personally think the Antichrist is already on earth, and he is, in fact, a Peacemaker.

If you have read the fine piece of American literature by Bret Easton Ellis titled 'American Psycho' then you already know that the Antichrist is, shockingly enough the lead singer of the rock band U2.

That's right, his name is Bono.

Bono, the Devil, may seem like an all around good person now, but its all just a charade. This is what Bono, the Devil, wants us to think. Bono, the Devil, is simply waiting for his time to strike down upon the world with his wrath.

Bono, the Devil, will act as a peacemaker, doing all the good things of the world he does now. Bono, the Devil, is a master manipulator, and in turn, he will manipulate all of the fans of his music, or 'U2 fans' to his cause, by using the hit single 'Vertigo', which may seem to achieve something like world peace at first. But Bono, the Devil, has something more in mind.

Nobody quite knows what Bono, the Devil has in store for mankind, but when it's all said and done, when the smoke has cleared, Bono, the Devil, will have eaten all the souls of mankind.

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"So Keep on Pretending.
Our Heavens Worth the Waiting.
Keep on Pretending.
It's Alright."

-- H.I.M., "Pretending"