One time I had to listen to some empty-headed nitwit drone on for minutes about how intelligent design should be taught in schools. My first comment was "you just want them to teach creationism, don't abuse the term 'intelligent design' when that's not what you mean, and we all know it." This sent her into a manic fit of yelling, much to the amusement of everyone present who wasn't on her side. Then I said, "and what about the words themselves... 'intelligent design'... how do you know God did all that on purpose? Maybe he just makes it up as he goes along- or maybe he's kinda dumb. You can't even prove He exists, but you're basing your whole argument on the fact that he's also a genius."
Well. That was one of the funniest conversations I've ever been in where the whole point was to ridicule someone. Suffice to say, she went apeshit on me. One of my friends has asthma, i thought he was going to die because he was laughing so hard he gave himself an attack and sat down puffing on his inhaler for a few minutes.
