maleficent

Part II

You Might Be A Scrooge If...


* You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carollers away.

* You buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas.

* Your favorite Christmas ornament depicts Santa Claus shooting a moon.

* Your favorite Christmas movie is "Jurassic Park".

* Your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson.

* You get your Christmas Tree from a rest stop at night.

* You think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie.

* Your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log.

* Your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, brandy, and bourbon.

* You use your Christmas Club money to buy wrestling tickets.

* Your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin.

* Your favorite Christmas tradition involves a bonfire and reindeer meat.

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