Be a hermit
Whine more
Complain more
Drink more coffee
Become more cynical, jaded and bitter
Roll my eyes so often, as a scientific experiment, to see if they really will get stuck in the back of my head.
Plan world domination
Find someone who will tolerate me for more than 10 minutes at a stretch.
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Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.
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