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The real fun in Christmas is trying to figure out what you're getting in advance of busting open the gifts. Plus victory is much better if you've worked for it. Instead of you know, waiting it out.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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